Funny Stupidity
A hacker who is representing himself in court has claimed that the person charged must not be him because the government complaint listed his name in all capital letters. He also demanded to know whom the prosecution represented and when informed that they represented the United States, "He complained that I had not brought my client with me," the prosecutor said.

Of course none of his antics help his court case any...here's an article covering the story further.

[via Corante]